the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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