When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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