Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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