someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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