i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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