yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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