well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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