im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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