they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
this hospital has no fireball
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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