I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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