I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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