That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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