All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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