very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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