Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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