she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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