Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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