So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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