this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize