why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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