she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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