So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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