i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
God, I missed his penis.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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