we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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