wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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