The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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