since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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