It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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