So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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