some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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