I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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