is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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