I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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