there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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