Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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