Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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