did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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