Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
How does one acquire holy water?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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