Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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