belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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