Say something about gay babies.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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