Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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