Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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