i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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