If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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