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I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

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(516): I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank http://tfl.nu/rnlw

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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho

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(310): Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho http://tfl.nu/chvf

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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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(973): I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship. http://tfl.nu/z11g

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Walk of Shame time yet?

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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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(+44): Walk of Shame time yet? (1+44): Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling? http://tfl.nu/qcn9

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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture

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Glad to see your being a lady about this

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(336): I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture (1-336): Glad to see your being a lady about this http://tfl.nu/pcgd

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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question

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(650): Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question http://tfl.nu/hu7s

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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time

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(517): He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time http://tfl.nu/hxad

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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.

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(773): please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes. http://tfl.nu/3kln

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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.

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(270): We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel. http://tfl.nu/l81q

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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.

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(512): I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters. http://tfl.nu/dc1b

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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation

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(319): ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation http://tfl.nu/4iz3

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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.

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(402): She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party. http://tfl.nu/tru3

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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.

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(773): I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in. http://tfl.nu/6fvt

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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."

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(302): Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back." http://tfl.nu/49s7

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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange

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(585): So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange http://tfl.nu/waj5

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