At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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