I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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