He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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