porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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